Not to be dramatic or anything, but I just came across the most beautiful heels I've seen in a really long time and I'm really upset that I cannot afford them. I mean I can, but I just moved into a new apartment, so forgoing rent seems like it would have really annoying and inconvenient consequences. Starving myself for a month isn't an option either. How am I gonna enjoy my shoes when I'm dead? Trying to be a responsible adult really sucks.
Look at that arch, those tough yet dainty buckled straps, that deliciously sleek navy satin. If you tell me these aren't the best pair of navy pumps you've ever seen you're a liar and we can't be friends. But please feel free to buy me them here. I'm a size 39.